Being a Girl

It occurred to me yesterday that the reason I play dumb girl sometimes is because my dad taught me. I know it sounds odd but it is true. Growing up I spent alot of time with my dad. I learned how to change a tire, fix a fence, jump start a car...ect. The reason I did this is because I wanted to impress my dad and do anything a guy could do. So with that mentality why would  I play dumb..... its better for a mans ego and you can get men to do things you dont want to do. Why is this my dads fault,case in point...... I needed new windshield wipers so I called my dad. He said go to an auto store and buy them. Then play dumb and some guy will put them on for free. So after making my purchase I turned to the guy behind the counter and said......"now are the wipers suppose to be turned on when I change them?" He said "no, but why dont I put them on for you"   so I say " Really, that would be great". We walk out to my jeep puts them on for me, my turn to continue to play dumb "Gosh now I feel stupid, you make it look so easy." He says "I've changed alot of them so its second nature now, let me know if you have a problem and I will take care of it". WAM BAM I have my windshield wipers put on AND gave a guy an ego boost! YOUR WELCOME!