It is all a conspiracy

So a while back I read this book about this girl who saved a little boy and was on the news and a few days latter someone contacted her saying she was their child and she had been kidnapped and sold by a baby broker.
This got me thinking.....do I look like my parents? Why am I so short, my parents aren't? And so the wheels started turning. I know I must be adopted, why haven't my parents told me? After a little bit I start feeling bad. My poor real parents out there looking for me, I bet they have never given up hope. They are probably posting my picture up in the streets of new york (because that where I was probably from). Crying themselves to sleep every night not knowing where their little girl is. And I want to reach out and say I AM HERE! But then there are the people I have called my parents since this illegal adoption. And I think what kind of people use a baby broker? Are Jill and Roger even their real names? What kind of trouble might they be in?
But then again, I am just as crazy as my mom, have the attitude of my father and fight with my sisters and brother enough to know that there is no way my parents aren't my parents. Plus there is that whole birth certificate thing and the pictures of me after I was born. Well maybe I am just being a little paranoid.