Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Smother

When your the baby of the family there is alot of pressure. Not to be perfect, by any means, but to NOT screw up. But don't worry, there are people in the family to help you accomplish this task. You have your father.....who well lets just face it, no matter what you do you will always be his princess and he will try to fix whatever you screw up. Then there's your mother, she will tell you what you did wrong and how she "thinks" you should fix it. Then there is my personal favorite your SMOTHER. Now your Smother is not your mother, she is worse. She is the person that takes it upon herself to tell you how to live your life, what you might be doing wrong and how you WILL fix it. Your Smother is usually your oldest sister. In my house we just call her Tobi for short. Take for example last week. My mother asks me if I want to go to church, I say no. This is where my Smother steps in and persist to tell me that now that I no longer work on Sundays I do not have an excuse not to go to church so I WILL go. Hence the smother. So for all of you that have a SMOTHER, there are support groups! We will unite against the Smothers of the world!

1 comment:

  1. She smothers cuz she cares. LOL love that term by the way.

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